My Personal Version of the Inferno

Bill Clinton
Circle I Limbo

Libertarians
Circle II Whirling in a Dark & Stormy Wind

Objectivists
Circle III Mud, Rain, Cold, Hail & Snow

The New York Yankees
Circle IV Rolling Weights

Republicans
Circle V Stuck in Mud, Mangled

River Styx

Creationists
Circle VI Buried for Eternity

River Phlegyas

Bill Gates
Circle VII Burning Sands

George Bush
Circle IIX Immersed in Excrement

Scientologists
Circle IX Frozen in Ice

Design your own hell