Proof that Girls are Evil

Theorem: Girls Are Evil

Proof:

We take as an axiom that Girls, G require time and money,

G = t × $ .

It has been established that time is money,

t = $,

therefore,

G = $ × $ = $².

Now since money is the root of all Evil, E, we have

$ = E^½.

Thus, we conclude

G = (E^½)² = E.

Q.E.D.

The Dream Weaver
Created: Wed Feb 7 11:51:46 PST 2001
Last modified: Wed Dec 8 11:17:54 PST 2004